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Da Lord visits the bear state

Hullo to all my peeps out there.

I’m really sorry that i have been away for a long time. Tracking and following da lord is a tough task and takes a lot of field research. I am pleased to announce however that there has been a huge development in da realm of da lord. Da lord finally decided to take a trip for what some might call “pleasure” and or “fun” (a word that is seldom associated with da lord). The decision as some of you may know was a tough one to take. Yours truly is proud to say that he had a huge part in convincing the great one to make the pilgrimage to Sunny San Diego or as the locals call it Sundaygo.

For the sake of all you lord-fanatics/fan girls who are dying to see our lord and savior here are some pictures….

Da lord showing off his Portuguese jersey in front of the Cabrilho's statue...coz u know, Portuguese jersey for the Portuguese discoverer of San Diego

Da lord showing off his Portuguese jersey in front of the Cabrilho’s statue…coz u know, Portuguese jersey for the Portuguese discoverer of San Diego

Who would have thought, da lord doing a Shahrukh Khan. I guess the pacific brought out the hidden bollywood lover in him

Who would have thought, da lord doing a Shahrukh Khan. I guess the pacific brought out the hidden bollywood lover in him

The pics shown above were taken at the Cabrilho National Monument where da lord got a first hand site of the mighty pacific..a body of water that matches da lord !!!!! 😮

Da lord also ate at some of the best eateries in San Diego. He consumed the mighty souther californian burrito at Riggaburto’s and devoured the chicago pizza at the court of Regents. I’m sorry if this article seems…for want of a better word…incoherent. Proximity with da lord left yours truly permanently changed for good.

Nehoo…that’s all for now folks.
I’m pleased to inform y’all that i’m officially out of hibernation and shall be posting regularly on da life of our lord and savior !




Shrinky needs a Shrink XII

After a long long hiatus, during which i froze myself in the Himalayas ….

A very frozen Cartman..not me ofcourse..but u get the picture

I’m back !! Writing from Arnold’s former state and the land of the perpetual snobs…CALIFORNIA 😛

And what better way to start off than updating the lord’s followers (my fellow IT-ologists) on his day to day activities.

Let me start of by saying, that our messiah, the great one, the speaker of extinct languages, Nut (Tasty Nuts) gobbler, the rider of Balrogs..The lord Shrinky (known among unbelievers as Sripoorna Bharadwaj) is alive and well !!!….Some say, he has even become social !! [The author firmly believes that these are rumors planted specifically to discredit the lord…this makes the author very very angry]

[ more thing before we proceed…the author considers himself to be the lord’s minion…an insolent evil one at that, but a minion nonetheless !! :P…If you have problems picturing this…think of Dick Dastardly and Muttley (the author being Muttley) :P]

Muttley !!!!

Muttley !!!! Do Something !!!!

So where were we..oh yea..the lord and his changing ways ! It is my mission to better understand the ways of m’lord and spread his message and awesomeness far and wide..Here are a few pics that will brighten your day and expose u to the awesomeness that is the lord Shrinky !!

The lord, "Damn !! Constipation again !!!"

The lord, “Damn !! Constipation again !!!”

The above pic also represents the lord’s anguish at all his worldly tensions !! (or when the minion has bugged him for far too long on a hangout :P)

BREAKING NEWS !!!!! [or the fact that i realized that i had just one pic :D]

There have been disturbing rumors from Eugene, OR (the great “city” which presently has the honor of housing the lord) that the female population of the city has been struck by an unknown fever…Doctors (unofficially ofcourse) call it “Shrinky fever“..a condition said to affect girls (aged 18-27) in close proximity to the lord. Symptoms include loss of words, dreamy eyes, loss of appetite, screaming, fainting and a sudden urge to study Physics !!
The author speculates that the ‘fever’ is spread by eye-contact ! The lord is kinda like a LOVE-BASILISK, one look into the lord’s eyes and that look gets ya !.

The look that has all the girls go, "DAYYUMMM"

The look that has all the girls go GAGA over the lord

Our field researchers in Eugene report of “Strange girls making advances at the lord at bus stands”…..”girls yelling and waving from cars on the road”….”chicks in general stores chasing the lord smitten by his cologne” [a lord doesn’t wear cologne ofcourse…his sweat is good enough.]. In conclusion Eugene has a full blown Shrinky Fever crisis on its hands. Here’s a pic of chicks in bikinis lining up outside the Department of Physics, University of Oregon..

Chicks surrounding the lord

Chicks throwing themselves at the lord. One of them seems to have spotted our field reporter as he took this shot

Certain celebrities were quick in reacting as this news was broken worldwide by yours truly…..

Jerry Seinfeld’s reaction when he heard about the on-going crisis in Eugene.

People look on in awe as Jerry Seinfeld decides he just can’t take anymore of the lord’s awesomeness anymore !! what a prick !

And here’s Colbert ! Quite close to my own reaction

The lord cometh and cometh good !!..Too hot to handle !

But the biggest dick of them all was Jim Carry !!

Jim Carry just couldn’t take it !

So yea…that’s about all we have for you folks now. Will try to keep you posted from time to time. Until then here’s a cute dog dancing at the door 😛 CIAO !!!!

he he he