India’s very own Sidious

Sidious after facial surgery and a minor sex change operation

 

Sidious, back when he was still beautiful !

Ok, for those of you who still don’t get it………i shall elaborate……..

Nirupama Rao ( India’s current Foreign Secretary) just got appointed as India’s ambassador to the US of A.

Now i am quite sure that Miss Rao ( or in the worst case Mrs Rao) is superbly qualified and more than capable for the job.

However this appointed sadly enough continued India’s tryst with beauty-disabled ( for want of a better word) female bureaucrats and female politicians.

I mean isn’t India the land of beauties ( i mean i like to believe so………..though my faith in this has been severely challenged as a result of stay at Chennai !!! )

Why can’t we have a dumb beauty running for PM, once in a while. But nooooo….god forbid should the Indian male get a good looking politician to support. Politicians on either side of the border don’t seem to be doing much anyway, so why not have good looking ones replace the antiquated old farts.

Indians ( by which i mean Indian media) have been awefully quite on this particular issue. I attribute this mainly to a certain disease called, Political correctivetitis.

Our friends from across the border ( I mean the ones who Sunny Deol beat in GADAR……) have been particularly forthcoming regarding the issue  and have posted their views on almost on public forums ( read Indian Pakistan youtube videos. The author happens to go through all the comments on every indian-pakista video.)

A particular comparison cited was that involving two prominent female politicians  from the 2 countries. ( I already see Indians going…..ooooohhhhhhh, Damn, Anyone can beat us on this one)

Here goes-

One the Indian Side,

This 'thing', is sometimes called the Chief Minister of UP

*I could have put one or two more but my article would start e-stinking……..so instead i decided to just start uploading the pics of Pakistani politicians*

 

Sharmila Farooqi, OMG

Hina Rabbani.....She can have my vote anyday !!

 

BTW, this isn’t one exception……………The likes of Benazir Bhutto, Kashmala Tariq ( I mean she could be beat most of the so called “Bollywood hotties) only further exacerbate the pain felt by the Indian public. Our female politicians are just not presentable.

We have Pratibha Patil ( Wrinkle Trinkle Oldy star), J.J.J.Jaya-Rasgulla-Lalitha, Sheila SHIT SHIT, Mom-Rapid Fire-Banerjee and Meira-Chup Hojaiye- Kumari. ( I could have mentioned Kumari Shailja…but she ain’t even a woman, so why bother)

The condition is so bad, that even our Italian import turned out to be defective, Miss Sonia Mano was a huge disappointment to the Indian male ( Ohh how he dreamt of having a sexy Italian for a president………Monica Bellucci anyone??)

* A pic of Monica Bellucci was found to be utterly unnecessary……..if u don’t know who she is, then you’re either too young to be using a computer or a 60 year old, straight feminist )

The feminists however are partying !!……India will soon be the brand ambassador for “Inner Beauty” [ Frustrating men since the early 20th century]

P.S : The author claims that his hope of one day seeing a beautiful female politician doesn’t make him shallow at all. It just makes him utter optimist.

P.SSSS : If u haven’t noticed yet, the author conveniently chose to forget the likes of Hema Malini and Jaya Prada ( who techinically are politicians too ). This though was because the pakistanis he has mentioned are “pure” politicians not actresses who use their oomph on screen to get into the legislature. The Pakistanis used their Abba-Power instead ….

 

 

 

 

 

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About tajarworld

Hi... I'm a grad student at UC San Diego studying Photonics. This blog has absolutely nothing to do with that tho.

Posted on July 1, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Hehe… This is not the only issue with Indian politics. A key issue is that the average age of the Indian Politician is over 50 (I’m not sure of the number but it is definitely high enough that you can call many politicians your Grandad/Grandma in age). While the average age of India is much lower (I think around 30). These bhuddas (not to be confused with The Buddha and the Buddhists) are too out of touch to rule our country. What we need are some young politicians who have some josh in their voice and who have a clearer picture of where this country needs to go. And, probably, some of these young politicians may also abate the authors anguish that there aren’t any charming/good-looking female politicians… I believe that there may be some advantages of having good-looking politicians. Perhaps those people can “actually” bring some improvement to the country by taking advantage of their looks to persuade said change.

  2. Agreed that indian politicians are not as good looking as the politicians of some other countries, but what matters is are the “good-looking” politicians of these other countries any better than ours.
    Probably a good looking politician gets more attention by media, public…but he/she needs to use this advantage for the betterment of our country….and not for useless attention-seeking..

    A not so good-looking politician working hard for the nation is anytime better than a lazy good-looking politician!!

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